Showing posts with label barclays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barclays. Show all posts

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Banks002 Barclays Bank



sent a bank mandate change to add a signatory off to Birmingham [Barclays Central Dustbin for burning customer communications] 24th August (2013)
received zilch back of curse....

rang them 10.10.13

MS hey guys how about responding?
[after massive wait]
BC we are within our service target, we will be in touch
MS do u think that is acceptable?
BC we are within our service target, we will be in touch
MS is that an acceptable level of service
BC i can't comment sir zzzzz.....



As ever banks cannot focus on CUSTOMER SERVICE, and how to fix it.



Thursday, 10 October 2013

Banks001 - are useless


rang Barclay to close a small fccy account. 08.30 10.10.13

muppet who answered was too badly trained to ask exactly what i wanted, so he thought i wanted to close all my accounts, told him to listen and understand the qu. before rocking on. [overseas call centre]

  • did i want to know HOW to close an account?
  • no u muppet just ******* do it.
  • he said "would u like to transfer the balance before closing the account"
  • doh, no i thought I'd donate it to the Barclays Board yacht fund, terrd

  • then he triumphantly told me he had to speak to "international dept" to transfer my €64.25 to my current account
  • took over 5 mins for them to answer the call [overseas call centre]
  • she then repeated everything i had already told muppet 1
  • finally she said she would do the tfr
  • but that i then had to wait and call them back to close the account once it's balance was €0, so another 10 mins to waste tomorrow, grrr.
  • then she started droning about their account closing procedures again so i hung up

IF Barclays studied the call they would eeeeeasiuly identify how to slash the call duration from 12 min 36sec to less than 5 min. how many idiots could they sack then? ans= about half of them.