Thursday 19 March 2015

printers


Xerox have shafted me by withdrawing support for our fantabulous dc332 - it's only 15 years old, why soooo hasty?

so forced out into the scary procurement world.
All fixed with the superb HP Officejet Pro x476dw Multifunction Printer (snappy name to remember)
£275, no toner coblas, and i know a man who can supply ink at half price !

it really is a great machine - super for network scanning, printing etc......




PS. HP->, please send the commission cheque to my HSBC account, Geneva.      tnx


Budget 2015


The Chancellor is going to tell us....
"The sun is starting to shine and we are fixing the roof"

riiight, how about
"Rain lies ahead, so we will fix the roof beforehand" or
"I forecast sunny weather, so i'm getting the builders in to fix the holes made by the last builders G Brown & Co. Labour Solutions Limited"


we've drunk the first 2 capps., off to the garage, then back to office to write the renowned REAL Budget Guide.