ingrish? 3

Oooh daaarling doooo press f7, and make me happy....

ingrish? 2

Come come Bill G,
you have massive resources ........
what's "joins several stings into one text string"?!

ingrish?

how BIG do u have to be to know where f7 is b4 u publish to the world?

website errors AVG

why is F7 soooo hard to find?

website errors FaceBook

i SAID "press F7"

spelling mistakes, website errors, rail booking

it's hoplesssssss to gettt anyfin spelt rite.....

"national rail enquires"

netgear, spelling mistakes, website faults,

i attach a couple of recent offerings off their website.
clearly as a small firm with limited resources, they can't afford to press F7 before publishing to the world...........









and more.....

banks

why can't banks realize why people hate banks?
I quote
"Dear Mrs Swallow

Thank you for your email.

Due to customer security, we are unable to disclose monetary amounts via our messaging service. For this information, please call one of my colleagues on the number below who will be able to assist you further with your enquiry.

Intelligent Finance is authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority.

Regards

Malcolm "
(un) Intelligent Finance


1. i can't reply
2. what was the question?

muppets.................

rail booking

i was trying to resist posting, as it's a drug that ensnares feeble mortals such as i.......

i saw a newspaper article telling about interrail for greener travel round Europe etc...
yep it's great EXCEPT the furthest in the future on 2nd May07 you can book onslime is 7th august 2007........so it's not worth the elktronik paper it's written on.
what a pointless waste of massive programming effort (paid for by my taxes) to produce a useless site.......

pointless email systems

what a pointless waste of electronic paper this email from Tony B is. It has nothing that tells you who it relates to. i got 4 of these yesterday.

Only slight joy is the email they send them all to:
hmrconline15c0881a5@chartered.org


""
Please be advised that one or more Notices to complete a Return of Class 1A National Insurance contributions and expenses and benefits forms P11D have been issued.

If you access your PAYE notices and reminders through the HMRC Website:

- Go on line at www.hmrc.gov.uk and select 'PAYE for Employers' from the 'do it online' menu.
- Login and select 'PAYE Online for Agents'
- Select 'View Notices' from the Notice Summary

Please do not reply to this e-mail.

The original of this email was scanned for viruses by the Government Secure Intranet Anti-Virus service supplied by Cable&Wireless in partnership with MessageLabs. (CCTM Certificate Number 2006/04/0007.) On leaving the GSi this email was certified virus free.
Communications via the GSi may be automatically logged, monitored and/or recorded for legal purposes.
"""

end of message.....

blackpool, parking regulations

what happened here?
ans. on a postcard....

Your payment has been processed successfully.

Your reference for this transaction is 29911. Please make a note if this number.

An email receipt has been sent to terrdsatblackpool@elond.com.

Note gramma opshonull "a note if this number"

some creep got paid £giga for their website as well.

clocks

ok so it's 07.50 here in sunny london
but the blogger amstrad swears it's 06.50 because.........
yes i have checked all my settings etc..........

websites that don't work

hates
websites that don't work due to pathetic programming quality.
it's obvious to all except the geeks who set up websites, that you have to build in failure handling, so that users don't get p155ed 0ff with meaningless errors.....

Server Error in '/' Application.
Server was unable to process request. --> Cannot open database requested in login 'sagesoft'. Login fails. Login failed for user 'webuser'.
Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

Exception Details: System.Web.Services.Protocols.SoapException: Server was unable to process request. --> Cannot open database requested in login 'sagesoft'. Login fails. Login failed for user 'webuser'.

Source Error:

An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be identified using the exception stack trace below.

Stack Trace:

[SoapException: Server was unable to process request. --> Cannot open database requested in login 'sagesoft'. Login fails.
Login failed for user 'webuser'.]
System.Web.Services.Protocols.SoapHttpClientProtocol.ReadResponse(SoapClientMessage message, WebResponse response, Stream responseStream, Boolean asyncCall) +1495
System.Web.Services.Protocols.SoapHttpClientProtocol.Invoke(String methodName, Object[] parameters) +218
Sage.IS.WebTeam.SalesLogixWS.SalesLogixWS.GetL500AccountBalance(String accountNumber) +48
TasSoftwareCoUk.Controls.AccountStatementControl.Page_Load(Object sender, EventArgs e) +460
System.Web.UI.Control.OnLoad(EventArgs e) +67
System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +35
System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +98
System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +98
System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +98
System.Web.UI.Control.LoadRecursive() +98
System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain() +750


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