Tuesday 12 June 2007

cycling

Cycling is a brilliant idea for nearly all of us.

  • if only cyclists would help us respect them by using lights that conform to the laws of this country at night, life would be sooo much more easy. My rough observation is 50% of cyclists do not use any lights at night. There would be an outcry if this statistic applied to buses or cars.
    • As always for problems/opportunities, i have designed a solution, because i am a brilliant designer - fit all new bikes with dynamos linked in to the gear mechanism so that u get a decent power output, which runs through to some of those flicky l.e.d. diody thingies all over the bike and it's all sorted, especially with a light-sensitive switch so the noddies can't leave them off. I reckon some 12 year-olds in China could make them for less than a tenner added to cost of a new bike.........

  • and obey pedestrian lights os i don't get mown down using pelicans
  • and also q at junctions like the rest of us

Almost equally important is to adopt Netherlands Cycling rules so cyclists get priorities at junctions.

And instead of all those stupid useless dangerous unnecessary irrelevant ridiculous narrow painted cycle lanes in the road that start stop erratically on the whim of the painter, let's have real safe sensible well-designed lanes SEGREGATED from traffic by a raised kerb so that buses white vans mums accountants lawyers politicians dads idiots noddies parkers unloaders can't park in them use obstruct them etc......

rock on the revolution........

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